Tasers and Guns
Wake up punks!
Tasers and guns, tasers and guns
If they're so safe why can't I have one
Tasers and guns, tasers and guns
If they're so safe why can't I have one
I wake up in the morning with a shot of the juice
You say I'm in a public place that I gotta go
If you didn't use that taser do you think I wouldn't leave
Its not just me you're mad at you hate the fuckin' world
Tasers and guns, tasers and guns
If they're so safe why can't I have one
Tasers and guns, tasers and guns
If they're so safe why can't I have one
The only thing I need protection from ... Is you
And if you have a gun, maybe I should too
My bag is not your chattel stop treating us like cattle
Or we'll knock you from your saddle and we'll dance to your death rattle
Tasers and guns, tasers and guns
If they're so safe why can't I have one
Tasers and guns, tasers and guns
If they're so safe why can't I have one
If you want to save yourself and save the human race
Take off your badge and punch yourself in the face
Tasers and guns, tasers and guns
If they're so safe why can't I have one
